A Simple Fact

In this line of work, my work, I spend a good amount of time on the telephone. I call reporters and tell them why they should write a story about my client because so-and-so has the coolest new whatever that will revolutionize the world. No, I do not do PR for the Republican Party...haha.

ANYWAY...the thing is reporters get sick of me. They dont like me or anyone else in my profession for that matter. But here's the thing--dont ignore my phone calls or I'll keep calling, just pick it up, tell me to stop bothering you and then I wont call again...for at least a couple weeks. Ignoring a pimple and pretending its not there is way worse than just popping that shiz.

I cant believe I'm comparing myself to a pimple.