Thursday, November 30, 2006

It's Baaack...

So, the World Series of Pop Culture has returned and asiankp is back with a new team and a new team name. Asiankp has a strong feeling that this time, she will emerge victorious. A teammates' procrastination kept her out of the game last year but this time...this is THE time. Spanky and The Pirates will dominate. Yes, that is our team name...a new moniker for a new time. Gone are the days of "Your Hollywood Marriage is a Sham," and "Spanky and the Pirates" will be the vessel that sails to the waters of glory. The prize money has increased and so has Asiankp's appetite for fame and fortune.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Today is...

the day that I, asiankp, have decreed, November 16th, as official "Get rid of something" Day. It can be something as simple as getting rid of an old pair of slacks or something more philosophical like getting rid of poverty or in Asiankp's case, its getting rid of liars...seriously, I hate liars. They can all go to the place of Dante's greatest literary work. I think they have a reserved spot too...

Monday, November 13, 2006

My Name is...

In honor of Thanksgiving, one of Asiankp's favorite holidays that celebrates the peaceful unity of Native Americans and Pilgrims, I decided to share with readers a rap/short poem that my brother made up. Or maybe he didnt make it up; but he sang it one Thanksgiving many moons again. And no, my brother is not K-Fed. He's better.

Turkey Rap

My name is Mr. Turkey and I'm here to say
I aint going in any oven today
So go get your brats, burgers and buns,
Cuz eatin' me aint no fun.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Groove Wallow Skip Sprawl

Thanks to truly amazing cousins, Asiankp has been introduced to this great band: Old Crow Medicine Show. The song "Wagon Wheel" has become my comfort song.

Rock me Mama like a wagon wheel...rock me Mama like the wind and the rain...hey Mama rock me.


-special thanks to MG


I urge you all to find your comfort song and let asiankp know.

FYI...

Playing The White Stripes song: My Doorbell actually does make the chinese food come faster.

Yum.