MIAMI

So I'm in Miami. It's nice. Very nice. The folks I'm staying with have a house right along the Biscayne Bay. I'm sipping iced tea on the veranda while boats float by blasting Jay-Z. I recently purchased a new solid gold bikini for the occasion so I'm sporting that right now. My porter is out fetching stone water crabs for dinner. I'm going to dip them in a large vat of butter. Oh wait, Will Smith is here...he says, "Holla" and "Isn't this scenery just like that one hit song I wrote several years ago?? Am I the man or what?" I told him he was and that he, Jada, and the rest of the family should join me for crab legs this evening. After that, I hired some local youths to set off firecrackers from a raft in the middle of the bay. Then we are hitting up South Beach to dance our pants off. Good times. Can't believe this is all "work-related."

Halloweenie

I'm not usually a big fan of Halloween...I like wearing clothes and this seems to be a holiday where people relish in the fact that they have to wear little to no clothing. There is a word for it that is not printable for this blog. Anyway, this year, I decided to get "creative." Without further ado, I present my costume...Stick Figure.

DC FRIENDS...

SEE YOUR FACES SOON!

I will be heading to DC for a month after a short trip to Miami. And its all for business. Bizznazz. I'm looking forward to hanging out with my favorite person in the world...yes, thats right, Evelyn Ruth. See you soon friend!

My 2nd Story Story

So, many of you know that I'm a producer for this. But what you may not know is that I was once a writer. Not a good one. But a writer still. And I'm writing a story for them. Its a brand new territory and I'm not quite sure and I need all the help I can get. So, from time to time, I'll post part of the story and you can give your brutally honest opinions.

In the words of my friends Jermaine, "Be more constructive with your feedback."

RIOT

HA. That last post was not for serious. I wanted to see what sort of rage I could ignite in the blogosphere. So far, I've got no responses except one very emphatic "WHAT THE H" written under a pseudonym. You disappoint me, blogosphere. But never fear, I'll be back to annoy and incite your rage again.

On to happier things, I've been picked to be on America's Next Top Model. Watch me compete with other like-minded ladies on Tuesday @ 9 on the WB. It's really good stuff. Trust me.

Drinking the Kool-Aid

Get on the train. The blogging train. Everyone's doing it. Why don't you? Start a blog, upload some cute pictures, write some funny anecdotes and shazaam...a blerg.

Oslo Doesn't Always Know Best

Whatever. The only good thing that has ever come out of Norway is Eucerin.

In other news, how cute was this??!!!!