Tuesday, March 04, 2008

For the love of God, use support

As human beings, we know the absolute necessity of a support system. Whether it be friends, family or fuzzy, furry creatures, a support system is vital to survival. Mentally and physically. Our friends and family get us through good and bad times and our physical support system, namely our bodies, requires rest, food, and proper nourishment of all kinds. No matter which way you look at it, a strong support system is necessary, vital and at times, life saving.

Then why, why for all the beans in Mexico, do women insist on going out in public without their chest support systems? Honestly people, its called a bra and yes, you should wear it. They arent too expensive unless you are into that sort of thing, in which case I would laugh and tell you that underwear is meant to be under and not broadcasted to the world therefore spending an inane amount of money on expensive undergarments is about as smart as buying week old milk. I am fully aware that back in the day, women did not wear bras and everything was loosey goosey. More comfortable? Maybe but then again, try doing your daily activities without wearing a bra and then get back to me about how comfy it is. I assure you that you will not feel the same way when you are climbing stairs or jogging to catch the bus and your tatas are bouncing up and down wildly.

Now, I understand that some women have miniscule chests and that wearing a bra is just an added nuisance especially since it would just draw more attention but in all honesty, its more distracting to see a small chested woman's misquito bites just sitting there...ICK. Also, bras help women be discreet in certain situations where frigid temperatures cause peakage. And no one wants to witness that.
Its even worse when you see women exercising without the right size sports bra. My roommate has a hilarious story about some woman she saw jogging without sports bra and her chest was like slinkys, you know those rubber spring things that bounce up and down, up and down...all the way to floor and then springing back up. Haha. I hope I just gave you a slightly inappropriate mental image.

So to all the women in the world, bras are your friend. Wear them. Cherish them and for gosh sakes, never ever leave the house without them.

1 comment:

The TV Girl said...

I will never again look at innocent children's toys in the same way.