How Rude!

Wouldnt it be interesting if people wore rude monitors on their chests? No, hear me out. It would be like a badge that you wore on your chest and there were numbers or bars or some sort of tally of how many times you were rude to someone. Basically, it would be a super, ultra advanced computer chip that was inserted into your body. Every time a rude word or action escaped from your mouth or was performed by your body language, a loud siren would go off with some obnoxious voice saying, "You are being rude. You are being rude. Your rude level is now up to 100RAs/hour." RAs meaning rude actions. That would really stick it to people. Can you imagine if there was some sort of thing that categorized our actions like that...wow...I'm not a fan of Communism but how crazy would it be if the state required us all to wear these rude monitors in order to calculate how rude the American people are. I can see the studies now...Chicago ranks highest in the Rude People of America category with NY and LA a close second. Or maybe you could get all ethnic about saying, 25% of the rudest people are African-American while 50% of the rudest people come from Asian descent. You get the idea. And, to top that off, maybe some state or city can win "Nicest Citizens Award" and get a big check from the government to buy more rude monitors in order to beef up their tally of nice people and...I could go on and on...but of course, my monitor is at this moment, saying, "You are being rude. You are being rude. People do not want to read your mindless drivel about being rude." Then your monitor chimes in "You are being rude. You are being rude. You are not reading Asiankp's mindless drivel." Maybe what I envision as a positive change for the American people is merely a nusiance and a Socialist agenda. All I can say is, I'd like my rude awareness voice to sound like Janis Joplin.