Saturday, December 06, 2008

False Advertising

Subs so fast you'll freak??!!

More like subs so slow you'll freak out and wring your hands and tear out your hair and bite your nails down to stubs because you are so hungry and you dont care about the snow or the safety of the driver or the unsuspecting pedestrians who may get struck down because your driver is picking up on your negatory, hungry vibes all because you are hungry and wouldnt have ordered if you hadn't been so taken with the subs so fast you'll freak line and now you are freaking out like a diabetic who hasnt had sugar.

Whew. Take a breath. This is what happens when you are too lazy to cook and its effen freezing in Chicago and fortunately for you, the city offers a wide variety of tasty food delivery options. And because you are slightly hung over. The start of a great (?) weekend.

2 comments:

Kathleen said...

Girl, I had the same issue at the airport, waiting for a sub. My problem with waiting was carrying everything I had for the trip including one miniature human and my back was killing, but what are you going to do?

Lagartija said...

I'll bet Matty Matt would never let that happen under his watch at old JJ's.