Perhaps I should stay away from the bathroom humor posts and leave those to the experts. Just an observation.
Anyway, I did not go to work today. I called in sick which is not entirely false because I really needed this little mental health day. I did wake up with a sore throat and even attempted to shower only to realize the water was effin cold (I have 3 other roommates who all shower before 8 am) so I shrugged my shoulders and crawled back into bed where I remained for several peaceful hours. It was beautiful.
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You know, wherever I go, people always ask me "How's Asiankp? Is she feeling better? Is she still really sick?" And I always try to mutter some vague generalities about flu season and working in germy environments and whatnot all the while wondering, wtf, what's wrong with Asiankp? 'She feigning sickness...again??
I know...I'm like the little girl who cried sick. The environment must hate me.
But seriously, can I help it if I'm handicapped by a natural laziness
Woo-hoo mental health days! I am taking one of those on Thursday (well I have to go into work from 8-10, so it is more of a mental health afternoon)! And I found your toilet humor on par with the pros.
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